Made from cotton & designed by our friend at Stinky Signs LLC.

Please note that we do not ship daily. Orders can be expected to ship within two weeks. You will receive an email as soon as your order is scanned at the post office.

All orders come with $50 insurance from USPS. If you wish to cover the full amount of your order please select the insurance option at checkout offered by Guide.

We are not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged orders on behalf of the USPS.

We do not allow returns or refunds unless an item is defective or we have made a mistake. If there was an issue made on our behalf, please email us with a photo within 14 days of purchase.